arisia | (no subject)

So, I was talking to my mother about Arisia, and how Arisia has amazing volunteer staff who work themselves to a frazzle, and how, because of this, Arisia ALSO tries to have things around to make staffers NOT die, like hot food and stuff like that, but that one problem was getting staffers to actually USE those things, since they're working themselves to the bone and won't take half an hour to sit down and have a hot meal.

Clearly, my mother feels, what is needed is someone in charge of kidnapping other staffers and making them have a hot meal.

So she asked whether it would be okay if she had a ninja mask.

"What?"

"Well, I'm a mother. And clearly, what is needed is a mother for other staffers. A NINJA MOMMY! Who will KIDNAP DIV HEADS AND FEED THEM!!"

Um.

So, I guess my question is, if my mother volunteers for Arisia next year in Staff Den-type capacities, can she have a ninja mask? I already told her that Security will probably NOT let her have throwing stars.